| | A Cheap Sexy Car
by Ann E. Funck
Ann wants a discount muscle car with an engine that wan't attract radar guns. See if that's possible in A Cheap Sexy Car (and its Sequel at book's end.)
The true tales follow chronologically. A sample of Ann's insights:
Annie's Answers--for Everything! covers all subjects except war and sex.
Making It Worth The Weight--years of weight-wrestling PLUS a two-word solution that works!
Will hookah bars survive the anti-smoking surge? Ann shares her research on Having a Hookah.
Is your front doormat shabby? Curb appeal at ground level is debated (and forwarded to Martha Stewart) in Doormats for Dummies.
Only Stephen King could imagine such a horror scenario that befalls an innocent grandma and fitness instructor featured in No Longer Stoned. She says, "God made the world round so you couldn't see what's coming' at ya....But being face to face with Steve McQueen in the ER made it bearable."
Taking classes in ballet, Ann would love to be nubile "barre candy." But her teacher says, "Don't be so tense, you look like you're ready for a firing squad." Other observations of Ann's talent are in: A Ph.D in Port de Bras.
Read about much more: TV pyramids, composing your own obit, shopping ("dying is easy, shopping is hard")--this book is 15 years of Funck. She's serious about humor.
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